“Like a wet hotdog slappin’ against a piece of paper”

Watch out, NPR’s Storycorps! I’ve got an interview with Chris Unck tonight. He’s the dude that I wrote about a few posts down. This should be fun. Unck is a crazy, whiskey swillin’, bad-ass, muthafucker and a goof-ball to boot. This kid could kick Butch Walker’s ass. So, I’m bringing Maker’s Mark and my voice recorder over to Chris’s studio to chat as he mixes Butch’s new DVD.

This brings me to today’s situation: If you could any musician’s ass, who would it be and why?

It would have to be Avril LaVigne, straight up. That little poseur bitch has hit the charts too many times with her face still intact. I’d like to get the mosh pit from Norma Jean at Warped Tour to help me take her out.

~ by Dante DeStefano on July 23, 2007.

One Response to ““Like a wet hotdog slappin’ against a piece of paper””

  1. Hmmm… good question. I’m not sure who’s ass I would want to kick. MIchael Jackson? No, he might like it. Whitney Houston? But life is kicking her ass, and it would be a shame to beat someone when they are down. Flavor Flav? But his reality show is such a disasterpiece!

    Decisions, decisions…

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